Well As I look out by back door and can't open it onto my deck because there is 3 feet of snow blocking the door, I decided humor was the word of the day.
I stumbled over these and borrowed them to share with everyone.

The Anatomy of A Watch Purchase

Our Watches, Our Cereal

If Wrist Watch Companies Owned Movie Theaters

Watch Ads You Will Never See

The Wrist Watch High School Year Book

And Last but Not Least...
Our Watches, Our Pets

...super stumblin' James...very funny!...